why we are

Masked goons are gassing us and gunning us down in the streets, unlawfully abducting and detaining and deporting us, so deserve mockery. Billionaires buy up our public square and devise new ways to exploit us, so have earned our scorn. So-called political leaders betray us and capitulate to authoritarian fuckfaces with appalling speed so merit our ridicule. Everywhere we turn, there are cowards and con artists, killers and creeps. It is past time we bring the blades thunking down, seeking what an observer of the overdue beheading of Louis XVI called “a slight freshness on the neck.” For we are civic-minded.